Greetings and Salutations!
I’ll present myself…. my name is Lulu, Lulu Madhatter…the cutest kitty you’ll ever see!
Some may say that i was born from a fellow female…I would like to recall it when the stars ALIGNED and the cosmos BURNED and I FELL FROM THE SKY AND…. yeah pretty much…that…
As you can see my fur is tortoise and some may say…nothing good will come out it…I feel normal…maybe you’re the weird ONE?
Ok…enough of my superb self and start telling how I got to meet MOM!
So when I fell from the sky…I felt really lonely…a second ago I was surrounded by millions of stars and then… I felt the cold ground and noises i didn’t distinguish. I started to feel insecure and afraid…didn’t know if i should cover myself…or where to go to begin with…so for two days I was meowing to the sky…trying to beg for forgiveness for whatever I’ve done wrong…and then on the second day a woman (that later I’ll start calling MOM) descending from the stairs above me and bringing with her… a box that was meowing like ALL HELL WILL BRAKE LOOSE!
What’s wrong with that BOX?
Because the stupid box was scaring me i started meowing again…and then the woman noticed me… (F***)
At first the woman seemed a bit at panic…not knowing exactly what to do, but at the next moment the box she was caring was carefully placed on the floor and she started walking quietly towards me and SHE CAUGHT ME!!!!!!!
OH GOODNESS ME….I FELT LIKE FLYING!!!!
I calmed down pretty quickly….her warmth was everything that i needed at that moment.
The next thing I notice was another woman (later will be grandma) that was descending the stairs and brought me home where I slept on her lap the rest of the day…
Ok ok…that’s enough of the amazing ME for today!
Be careful with the shooting Stars… you’ll never know when you’re gonna catch a cat in the FACE!